Chapter 292: A Seven-Apertured Exquisite Heart
The System Broker was currently feeling exceptionally great about itself!
Look at how outstanding my sales pitch is!
As long as it’s a human, there’s simply no way they can reject my promotion!
I truly am worthy of being the intellectual backbone of the system world!
Then, it heard Su He say lazily, “Not buying.”
The System Broker: ¥%#%@@¥#¥%#
It had almost forgotten—the dog host wasn’t a human at all! She was a dog!
The System Broker refused to give up:
[Host, are you really not buying? Doesn’t your conscience hurt? The elderly man traveled and worked tirelessly for you, and you really aren’t going to show any appreciation at all?]
Su He replied at a leisurely pace, “How am I not showing appreciation? Didn’t I mail him a buckwheat hull pillow? Hand-crafted and custom-made—premium, elegant, and high-class!”
The System Broker: […]
Su He continued, “Doggy, do you feel like you’ve already inherited my true legacy and think you’re incredibly formidable?
“A pity you’ve only learned the surface elements.
“There is a phrase in this world called ‘catering to one’s tastes.’ When you give someone a gift, you must give them what they need and like.
“Take Old Master Gu, for example. With his status and position, would he care about some high-end luxury gift?
“No!
“What he needs is for me, his future granddaughter-in-law, to ask after his health and warmth. What he needs is my genuine sincerity!
“Therefore, all your dazzling gifts can’t compare to my single buckwheat hull pillow, or even to the wild hazelnuts from the mountain!
“Furthermore, while his willingness to help me certainly includes personal sentiment, there is a prerequisite: I have reason on my side, and it’s beneficial to the nation.
“The promotion of the simple seed drills is beneficial to the development of small-scale agricultural mechanization. Old Master Gu did it for the country’s agricultural development.
“If I had begged for a private matter, do you believe the old man would have scolded me into a dog directly?
“So, doggy, don’t just look at the surface when analyzing problems in the future, otherwise, it’s very easy to be misled.
“In addition, don’t call me stingy. Why am I saving money? Isn’t it precisely to buy the Book of the Blue Bag?!
“Only with the Book of the Blue Bag can Grandpa Ge thoroughly cure Old Master Gu’s headaches. This is equivalent to indirectly gifting him a life! Is this gift not heavy enough?!”
The System Broker’s light screen instantaneously turned blank!
It was completely at a loss for words!
Su He stretched her arms. “Doggy, have you taken to heart these two pieces of knowledge I just taught you?”
The System Broker was still somewhat dazed at this moment, answering in a daze: [Taken to heart.]
“Doggy, speaking of which, you’ve learned a lot of knowledge from me. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have gone from a foolish system to the intellectual backbone of the system world.
“As the saying goes, ‘A teacher for a day is a father for life.’ Shouldn’t you show me some filial respect with a gift?
“If you don’t know what gift to choose, you can just directly credit my account with ten thousand yuan to let me feel your filial heart!”
The System Broker nearly crashed!
How could you utter such shameless words so naturally?!
Even going so far as ‘a teacher for a day is a father for life’—what, do I have to call you ‘Dad’ now?
And you still want money? A gift?
No way!
Not even a window frame!
“Doggy, let me teach you another principle. Whether you are a human or a system, you must set your sights further. Don’t bicker over a tiny fraction of petty profits.
“Think about the Book of the Blue Bag, and then think about the abilities you’ve learned from me. Is ten thousand yuan a lot?
“If you coax me into being happy, when I free up some time, I’ll tell you an excellent method to fleece other systems’ wool, guaranteeing you make a fortune…”
Before Su He could finish speaking, ten thousand and one yuan was credited to her account!
Little hearts flashed across the System Broker’s light screen: “Host, do you know why I gave you an extra yuan? Because I love you a billion times more every single day!”
Su He perfunctorily formed a heart with her hands. “I love you too!”
The System Broker felt somewhat overwhelmed by the sudden favor; it had actually received the same treatment as the Wealthy Fish!
Furthermore, its little heart was vastly larger than the Wealthy Fish’s!
In its excitement, it further presented Su He with a complimentary serving of fried chicken and cola.
By the time Su He finished devouring the fried chicken and drinking the cola, the System Broker’s circuit board also snapped back to reality.
Wait a minute, something’s not right!
Regardless of whether I credit her account or not, she still has to buy the Book of the Blue Bag!
And regarding the money-making ideas—with this dog host’s virtue of never rising early without a profit in sight, she will definitely demand a cut when the time comes!
Therefore, everything she said was absolute nonsense!
Not only did I foolishly believe it, I even credited her an extra yuan!
I don’t want to live anymore!
Other systems enslave their hosts, yet I serve as a complimentary ATM for mine!
My ten thousand and one yuan!
My fried chicken and cola!
Dog host, you and I cannot coexist under the same sky!
“Doggy, Principal Tian’s car is far too broken!
“In a few days, when the car thoroughly belongs to me, I’ll need to buy some forged auto parts from you; even the engine will have to be swapped out.
“In addition, having just the simple seed drills over at the machinery factory won’t do. I’ll need to buy a few more sets of small agricultural machinery blueprints from you.
“Oh, right. Aside from the Book of the Blue Bag, Grandpa Ge has also been muttering about quite a few lost medical texts. Once I save up enough money, I’ll buy them all…”
The System Broker: […]
In reality, the dog host occasionally acts like a human, an excellent human, a magnificent human!
Early the next morning, Su He made a phone call to Old Master Gu.
“Grandpa, it’s Xiao He!
“Reporting a piece of excellent news to you—the merger is off!
“In addition, I heard the instigator at the provincial machinery department has also received a punishment. It’s truly a massive relief to everyone’s hearts!
“Grandpa, I know you must have lent a hand, otherwise it would fundamentally not have gone so smoothly. Grandpa, you truly are far too good to me!”
Old Master Gu curled his lip. “Don’t misunderstand. I didn’t do it for you; I did it to safeguard the promotion of small-scale agricultural mechanization.”
“Grandpa, regardless of whether you did it for me or not, I must thank you!
“Not only do I have to thank you, but the common people of our China must thank you!
“Without your intervention, perhaps the machinery factory would have been merged, and perhaps our China’s small-scale agricultural mechanization would have stalled!
“I don’t really know how to speak well, so I won’t say any unnecessary words. I will definitely show you proper filial respect in the future, work hard, and serve the motherland…”
The corners of Old Master Gu’s mouth curved upward uncontrollably. He let out a cough. “Alright, alright, do you have any other business? If not, I’m hanging up!”
“Grandpa, I want to call Old Master Gu to ask about the Guangzhou Fair booth. But I don’t know the proper boundaries of speech. Since the relationship between Chi Yan and me isn’t stable yet, would it be better to refrain from revealing it for now?”
Hearing Su He’s words, Old Master Gu’s state of mind turned somewhat complex for a time.
He naturally understood the underlying meaning of Su He’s words—she simply wanted to ask his opinion on whether he wanted Gu Jinting to know about the relationship between the Gu family and Su He.
If it were any ordinary young girl, they would probably have been unable to wait to show off right in front of Gu Jinting.
Yet Su He had actively come to ask his opinion first.
This girl truly possessed a seven-apertured exquisite heart!
