Chapter 261
#The most suitable person to be a secret agent has appeared
#Xie Mi, human surveillance camera
#Once Xie Mi’s eyes are on you, you’re not far from death
A bizarre video suddenly popped up on Weibo and instantly went viral.
In the video, Yu Jinzhe was peacefully going about his daily life in Love Investigation Town—buying groceries, cooking, doing homework, reading…
On the surface, it looked harmonious, calm, and idyllic.
But on closer inspection, Xie Mi was everywhere.
When Yu Jinzhe was buying groceries, Xie Mi’s eyes peeked out from behind the shelves, secretly watching.
When Yu Jinzhe was cooking, Xie Mi’s eyes peered out from under a table covered by a cloth, secretly watching.
When Yu Jinzhe was reading, Xie Mi was splayed out in the corner of the ceiling, clinging to the walls, secretly watching.
When Yu Jinzhe was in his small room with the doors and windows locked, staying alert, Xie Mi’s eyes peeped out through the crack in the door, secretly watching.
Yu Jinzhe was on the verge of a breakdown, while netizens were laughing themselves to death.
[The state does not protect the worthless]：This is god-tier comedy hahahahaha
[Marco Radish]：Wait, if I remember correctly, isn’t this supposed to be a dating show?
[Mighty T-Rex Warrior]：That ceiling scene made me laugh till I almost puked, has Xie Mi never been a secret agent before?
[Red Dead Redemption]：I just wanna know who came up with that third trending hashtag.
[An Online Acquaintance From Afar]：How can a show be this funny? You’ve successfully got my attention.
[Three Heads And Six Arms]：Maybe little brother Jinzhe should just return the money hahahahaha
[Salted Fish Drying Center]：Wait what?! So Old Xie’s assets really were transferred by little brother Jinzhe?!!
Yes. Case solved.
Yu Jinzhe was the one who used the [Asset Transfer Card].
Viewers who had stayed in his livestream room the whole time had seen the entire process: Yu Jinzhe completing the hidden mission, receiving the reward, and then using the skill card on Xie Mi.
Only viewers in the other livestreams were still kept in the dark.
[Alright cards on the table—yes, the second hidden mission was indeed picked up by little brother Jinzhe. The mission was to stay in the same room with an opposite-sex guest for ten minutes. He asked Xu Shuangrong to help him complete it.]
[Ahhh that explains it! I was wondering why both Yu Jinzhe and Xu Shuangrong disappeared for a while yesterday. Makes sense now.]
[So the reason their relationship improved today was because Xu Shuangrong helped him complete the mission?]
[Kinda terrifying when you think about it…]
[But wow, Old Xie’s intuition is scary sharp! Out of seven people, she instantly locked onto Jinzhe.]
[For real, even with my god’s-eye perspective I didn’t notice anything. How did Old Xie figure it out?]
Yu Jinzhe, who had originally planned to keep pretending, finally couldn’t take the torment of being constantly spied on. He confessed.
“Alright, sister, I admit it. I was the one who transferred your assets. Can you come out now?”
He was sitting on the villa’s living room sofa at that moment.
This was the brightest spot in the entire villa, the most filled with yang energy.
After speaking, he scanned every place a person might appear.
“I knew it was you, kid.”
A voice suddenly rang out from beneath him. Yu Jinzhe flinched and looked down.
From under the sofa he was sitting on, a head slowly popped out.
“!!!”
The boy’s scream was louder than any love confession.
[I can’t take it anymore, Xie teacher is killing me with laughter]
[Huh? I even thought of the ceiling, but never expected she’d crawl out from under the sofa]
[Hahahahahahahaha nine points for sensitivity!!]
After the scream, Yu Jinzhe clutched his chest, his little heart still pounding, eyes tinged with regret.
He had secretly completed the hidden mission and used the skill card on Xie Mi, then acted like nothing had happened, hoping to throw her off with the sudden loss of assets.
He thought his plan was seamless. But she had seen through him at a glance.
Sister, you really are something.
As his heartbeat calmed and the fright faded, a flicker of hidden amusement crept back into Yu Jinzhe’s gaze.
“Sister, it wasn’t personal. Since I had the card, naturally I wanted to maximize its benefit. That’s why I chose the person with the most assets. It just so happened to be you.”
“But…”
He shifted his tone, showing his usual obedient smile. “I won’t let sister go hungry. From now on, I’ll cover all your expenses.
We’ll eat together, drink coffee together, shop together… and I’ll pay for everything.”
[Jinzhe your abacus beads are flying right into my face]
[Wait… so Jinzhe’s arrow is still pointing toward Teacher Xie? I thought he’d turned toward Xu Shuangrong]
[Not only did he take Teacher Xie’s assets, now he gets to spend time with her under the excuse of paying for everything—Jinzhe is playing smart]
Xie Mi only smiled meaningfully.
“No need.”
Yu Jinzhe didn’t panic at the rejection—after all, with assets in his hand, he was confident.
“Does sister want her money back then?”
“Since asset transfer is part of the program rules, I’ll respect the rules. I was only monitoring you to confirm who had transferred my assets. Now that I know, that’s enough.”
After saying this, Xie Mi prepared to leave. Her light, carefree steps left Yu Jinzhe puzzled.
“That’s it? You’re not going to do anything?”
Something didn’t feel right.
But Xie Mi didn’t stop. As she stepped out the door, she left a single line behind:
“Very soon, I will.”
“…?”
Yu Jinzhe was starting to feel restless.
Something’s wrong. Very, very wrong.
After vagrant Xiao Jingxi, Love Investigation Town now had another drifter.
Street-roamer Xie Mi wandered around the town aimlessly, randomly robbing guests she ran into. If she was lucky, she’d snatch something tasty, like coffee or bread.
Just like now.
Street-thug Xie Mi had cornered innocent passerby Shen Moqing against a wall, munching away at the hamburger he had bought.
“This isn’t tasty. Next time buy a double-layer one.”
Shen Moqing: “What a picky street thug.”
Passing by with a burlap sack (actually completing the production team’s environmental mission) was Xiao Jingxi: “??”
…So you can do that?
Suddenly, an earth-shaking roar came from another direction.
“What?!!”
“You’re saying all my money was transferred away?!!!”
Xie Mi paused mid-bite, sniffed the air, and rushed toward the sound. “New job!!”
In the director’s monitoring room, Director Niu was suffering his second torment of the day.
On the screen was Qiu Chengye, completely losing it.
“Who! Who was it?! Who transferred my money?!! Tell me!!”
“According to the rules, we can’t reveal that, Mr. Qiu. Please calm down—”
“Calm down?! How the hell do you expect me to calm down!!! AHHHH!!”
In the end, Director Niu paid a heavy price for the rules he himself had set.
Looking at the door—shaky and battered from being stormed a second time—
He wept inwardly and made a silent vow.
Next time, he was going to upgrade that door to military-grade, bulletproof.
Definitely.
