Chapter 199
Liancha’s silent decision to start the stream ahead of schedule immediately sent the audience into a frenzy.
While viewers wailed and shouted their excitement, someone quickly caught the key point.
[Hidden cameras? Are we going to have chaos again?]
[Wasn’t there also a hidden camera test on the very first day of Season 1? Doing it again? How did you know I love this stuff?]
[I remember there was an “ideal type” test in the first episode before, is this one an “EQ test”? Okay okay okay, I want to see who has the highest EQ.]
At this time, Director Niu’s voice came through the stream, announcing the content of this “high EQ test.”
Tonight, each guest would separately receive an invitation to a business dinner.
They would think they had been selected by the season’s sponsor to dine with several brand representatives. And during that dinner, they would face a series of tests.
[Now things are getting interesting]
[Niu knows how to stir things up. This excuse is brilliant—if you tell them they’re meeting sponsors, of course they’ll take it seriously. Who would think it’s a hidden camera setup?]
[But seriously, people like Old Shen, Mige, Sister Lai, Sister Liu—they’re already wealthy. Do they really care about sponsors?]
[It’s not just about money. Being chosen to do sponsor shoots means recognition from brands. It proves your popularity and overall value. That’s an honor in itself.]
[Say what you want, but Old Xie is definitely going to get all smug again.]
[Everyone’s focusing on the test, but am I the only one who noticed Sister Xie has grown? She actually changed outfits just for this dinner!! Who still remembers how she ran out in pajamas last season?]
[My Old Xie finally cares about appearances.]
[The kid’s grown up (tears of relief).]
As the chat scrolled with amazement at Xie Mi’s change, she finally pushed open the door and walked out.
The staff member’s smile froze for a moment.
“Uh… what’s with this look?”
“Professionals should look professional.”
Xie Mi suddenly lifted her wrist to reveal a watch, glanced seriously at the time, and nodded slightly. “It’s time. Let’s go.”
The staff member jumped at the sudden motion, half-thinking she was about to slap him.
But what truly shook him was her outfit.
Professional? … Yes. Very professional.
But wasn’t it maybe… too professional?
A crisp black business suit. Bangs slicked back with hair gel into a shiny pompadour.
On her wrist, a “successful person’s” wristwatch (drawn on). Under her arm, a black leather file folder.
[Zhang… Zhang Wei?]
[I swear, if Old Xie spreads her hands and says “Professional team” next second, I’ll believe it.]
[Those who praised her earlier, regret it yet?]
[We were careless.]
[Dressed like this, I’d believe her if she pulled out papers and started selling insurance.]
[Who gave her that ridiculous slicked-back hair? Kick them out!]
[With that quality, only she could have done it herself.]
[Ah yes, the familiar chaotic energy is back. Delicious madness!]
This season’s crew wasn’t like before.
After the grueling training from the last phase of filming, they had developed strong resistance.
Even faced with Xie Mi’s over-the-top appearance, they stayed calm, unfazed.
“Alright then, Teacher Xie, please follow me. The sponsors are already waiting.”
The staff led her to a private dining room at the hotel.
The test officially began.
[Here we go, here we go]
[I just finished watching Emperor Xiao’s test and rushed straight over to Old Xie!]
[+1, me too. And honestly, Xiao Jingxi handled his perfectly—no sour face, smooth as anything.]
[What surprises will our Sister Xie bring this time?]
Under the audience’s eager anticipation, the first test started.
As Xie Mi stepped into the room, a representative from a low-calorie yogurt brand looked her way.
After some polite greetings, he went straight for the weak spot.
“I’ve long admired Teacher Xie. Originally, we wanted you to record a promo for our yogurt, but… did you gain weight? You look a little heavier than last season, maybe ten pounds?”
First question: weight.
For female stars, weight is a taboo subject. And now, a sponsor bluntly claimed Xie Mi had gained ten pounds since last season. How would she respond?
Even knowing it was just acting, plenty of viewers still got angry.
[Ughhh this is just like those annoying bosses in real life, thinking they’re funny but every word is offensive.]
[Well played, Liancha, you’ve got my attention. I really want to know how to respond in this situation.]
[If it were me, I’d already be pissed.]
This kind of remark was extremely rude. Even the calmest person would feel a flare of irritation.
But Xie Mi stayed utterly professional.
She strolled calmly to a seat, showing no trace of emotional disturbance. With a smile, she nodded to the sponsor.
“Maybe it’s because, like you, I can’t control my mouth.”
The sponsor’s smile stiffened.
Good… good answer.
Even knowing it was a skit, he felt the same helplessness as if someone had just smeared crap on his face.
Before Xie Mi could react further, the next question followed immediately.
“Teacher Xie, did you do your own makeup today? It looks great! Unlike me—always barefaced and ugly.” A female sponsor attacked.
Green-tea sniping! The kind of fake-flattery, passive-aggressive comment women can spot instantly.
Surely nobody could keep calm here, right?
But Xie Mi could.
Still professional, she turned, smiled, and nodded politely. “Take notes, country bumpkin.”
The female sponsor nearly broke character.
Wait, you’re… that blunt?!
[Oh my god hahahahaha]
[I hadn’t even processed the first hit, and she’s already landed a second combo!]
[As expected, sincerity is the ultimate kill shot.]
[Crude but true. Maybe a little too crude though LOL.]
[One second I was mad, the next second I’m laughing hysterically. Who understands this? The contrast of her polite face with that brutal line is lethal.]
[“Like you, I can’t control my mouth” + “Take notes, country bumpkin.” Another day of learning how to talk like Sister Xie.]
[Yes! Learned it! Tomorrow I’m using these lines on my boss.]
[Others just aim for entertainment, but true “EQ” still comes down to Old Xie.]
[‘High’ EQ]
The sponsor-actors were veterans, and they had tested other guests already. But it was their first time meeting someone as brutally straightforward as Xie Mi.
Forget high EQ—this was zero EQ.
Not to be outdone, the sharpest improviser among them quickly threw out another challenge.
“Teacher Xie, being too strong-willed isn’t good either. Men won’t like you that way.”
Xie Mi, busy savoring the most expensive abalone on the table, lifted her head slowly at his words.
She looked at the male sponsor with a polite smile.
“Well, since you’re so weak, I’m sure plenty of men must like you.”
