Chapter 151
“Liu Woxing, if you don’t fight back, you’re going to lose to me, hehehehehe…”
Xie Mi let out a villainous laugh as she went all-in with dual guns, firing bullets biubiubiu in all directions.
Liu Woxing’s green camouflage was already streaked with red paint, but the joy in her eyes betrayed her current mood.
“Teacher Xie, then I’ll fight back.”
She fired at Xie Mi, but Xie Mi, agile as a monkey, grabbed a vine and swung through the trees, shouting oi oi oi.
Liu Woxing couldn’t help but laugh, her usually polite, reserved smile curving like a crescent moon—beautiful and lively.
[Are you two at war or flirting?]
[Sister Liu to Qiu Chengye: two shots and he’s out. Sister Liu to Teacher Xie: now I’ll fight back~]
[Sister Liu really got the celebrity!]
[Thank you, Xie-Liu faction!!]
Just as the playful battle heated up, an incongruous voice cut in:
“Woxing, run!”
A slender figure spread her arms in front of Liu Woxing, taking several red paint bullets head-on.
Xu Shuangrong turned urgently to Liu Woxing. “Run! I’ll hold back Teacher Xie.”
Liu Woxing hesitated.
“Woxing, don’t worry about me. You go first!”
Liu Woxing pursed her lips.
[Liu Woxing: obviously, you care.]
[Sister Liu: I want to leave, I can leave myself, no need to check with you.]
[Sister Liu isn’t worried about you, she just can’t bear to leave Teacher Xie.]
[Love being online with you guys, feels safe to tease.]
[Hahahahahaha]
Liu Woxing didn’t want to leave. Opportunities to enjoy time with Teacher Xie were rare, and she was happy to indulge.
But immersing herself in the gunfight didn’t fit her gentlewoman persona, and since it was a competition, she couldn’t act too obviously.
She had no choice but to compromise.
“Alright, good luck then.”
Liu Woxing turned and ran.
Xu Shuangrong stood resolutely, feigning timid calm, clutching her gun.
“Teacher Xie, I’m not very good at this game. I may not be a match for you, but I want to do something for my teammates. I won’t let you go after Wox—”
Bang!
Before she could finish, a shot hit her forehead, covering her face in red paint.
Fearful of being accused, Xie Mi immediately raised both hands. “It wasn’t me!”
“It was me!”
The awakened Qiu Chengye (the Blue Smurf version) stormed in, Gatling gun in hand. The grudge he’d built over the past two days exploded fully.
“I will win today’s game! No one can stop me!!!”
He went berserk, Gatling gun raised, red light in his eyes, charging at Xu Shuangrong like he was going to blow her away.
Xu Shuangrong, in mid-act of feigning helplessness, panicked and immediately turned to run.
“Mr. Qiu, calm down!”
[Xu Shuangrong: Is he crazy!!!]
[System: Do you know the difference between Qiu Chengye and Nezha?]
[Xu Shuangrong: What?]
[System: Nezha has three heads and six arms, he has one head and two arms.]
[Xu Shuangrong: ?]
She didn’t even have time to complain to the system, as the one-head, two-arms monster was chasing her with Gatling in full rage.
“Whoa.”
Perched on a tree branch, Xie Mi watched the scene, thoughtfully stroking her chin. “So this scene is called…”
“Kitty bro’s Revenge?”
[I am Qiu Chengye. In my previous life, I was the son of a CEO, but I ended up in a devious dating show. Female guests bullied me, netizens mocked me, and they even called me Kitty. In this life, I swear to reclaim my dignity! This battle—I will win!!]
[Yes! Good!]
[Before the dating show, Kitty bro had beauties around him; after the dating show, his romantic luck dried up.]
[Kitty bro has gone mad. Everyone here is responsible.]
Qiu Chengye had gone dark.
He rampaged through the camp with his Gatling, indiscriminately attacking. After chasing Xu Shuangrong for what felt like miles, he felt that targeting only the female guests didn’t fully display his might. So he turned to the “weak” male guest on the opposite team—
Yu Jinzhe.
Yu Jinzhe, holding a small gun, faced Qiu Chengye, who was red-eyed with fury.
[Little Brother Jinzhe! Danger!!]
[Running over from next door to warn Little Brother Jinzhe—run, Kitty bro has gone insane!!!]
[This is hell ahead!]
After a few seconds of staring at each other, both acted in perfect sync—Yu Jinzhe turned and ran, Qiu Chengye charged after him.
Yu Jinzhe wasn’t trained, and his physique and strength were no match for Qiu Chengye. But he was agile, quickly maneuvering from the open field into the woods, though he still got hit by a few red paint rounds.
Qiu Chengye, pleased that Yu Jinzhe ran upon seeing him, instantly became overconfident, laughing wildly.
“Yu Jinzhe, stop running! Even if I can’t beat you, you can still admit—DAMN!”
Before he could finish, Qiu Chengye stepped on a trap. His ankle was instantly bound, and he was hoisted upward.
He hung upside down from a tree.
Yu Jinzhe, who had just run away, returned with a bucket of…
Blue paint?
[Not you Little Brother, you just brought the paint bucket?]
[Yu Jinzhe: I want Qiu Chengye dead!]
[Little Brother Jinzhe, you’re not allowed to play real-life CS!!]
With Qiu Chengye’s horrified expression, Yu Jinzhe poured the entire bucket over him.
Now, Qiu Chengye had fully transformed into a Blue Smurf, completely covered.
[If I remember correctly, the game is scored based on how much paint covers each player?]
[Kitty bro is now 360° fully painted, hahahahaha!]
[Kitty bro’s downfall.]
[I am Qiu Chengye. This life, I have failed again.]
Xie Mi, who had been watching the chaos, laughed with exasperation.
Good, good, good—she had just handed the opposing team an epic disadvantage.
“Sister?”
Yu Jinzhe noticed her, smiling innocently, raising his gun as he approached.
“Didn’t expect, by accident, to have some alone time with Sister.”
Qiu Chengye, hanging in the tree: “?”
Is he… not human?
“I really regret not being on the same team as Sister. I’d like to get along peacefully. Can we form an alliance first?” Yu Jinzhe proposed.
He was sincere.
If Xie Mi hadn’t seen the sharp glint in his eyes…
Yu Jinzhe was not a “I like you, so I’ll go to any lengths to treat you well” kind of romantic.
He was a pervert.
In the original story, after falling for Xu Shuangrong, he had trapped her, secretly put insect corpses in her water cup, and even left her on the highway as pranks.
He liked to see a wide range of reactions on the face of someone he liked.
He considered it “vivid.”
Now, Yu Jinzhe’s “affection” had fallen on Xie Mi. That meant caution was needed.
