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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Goes Full Slacker Mode – CH108

Not the Goddess of Fertility

Chapter 108: Not the Goddess of Fertility

Chi Qian laughed even brighter. “Your grandfather probably doesn’t know, huh? That impostor had plastic surgery to look like his biological son. He married into wealth, and after marriage, still fooled around outside. He even swapped his wife’s stillborn baby with the illegitimate daughter of his mistress.”

“But the joke’s on you—you’re not even his child. You’re the mistress’s daughter with another man.”

“What’s that called? The sky is vast, the land is boundless, and the scumbag cries with puppy-dog eyes?”

The info bomb she dropped was too big. Everyone present, and the live-stream audience, had their minds buzzing.

Imposter, cheating, baby swapping… what kind of extreme moves are these??

That scumbag really played dirty!

Xia Zhenzhen was already on the verge of losing her mind.

Xia Xinyue barely managed to keep her composure. “Qian Qian, slandering others with malicious rumors comes with legal responsibility. Don’t think that just because you’re a minor, you won’t be sued…”

“Oh, I almost forgot about you.” Chi Qian blinked at her with a smile. “By name you’re the imposter’s adopted daughter, but in reality, you’re the child he had with his legal wife, right? Tsk, tsk. Just to be a rich family’s young lady, you won’t even acknowledge your real father. Why put yourself through that?”

As soon as she said this, Xia Xinyue’s face went deathly pale, her hands trembling uncontrollably.

She… how did she know?!

After all these years, no one should possibly know about this!

Xia Zhenzhen’s eyes went wide. “Xia Xinyue, you’re actually my dad’s biological daughter?! Tell me it’s not true, right? I’m the only young lady of the Xia family!”

Xia Xinyue nearly slapped her on the spot.

They were practically on the brink of ruin, and she was still obsessing over her empty title of ‘young lady’!

[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!]

[I’ve never eaten such a mind-blowing melon, the juice is spraying into my eyes!]

[Xia Xinyue always flaunted her rich-girl identity, snatched resources, threw diva fits, fake smiles on camera but cursed people out behind their backs. Now it’s all boomeranging back!]

[So basically: Imposter Xia got cheated on, his mistress cheated on him too, and he ended up raising another man’s kid… yikes!]

Thanks to some enthusiastic netizens, Old Master Xia—who was an avid internet surfer—saw the livestream clip.

Chi Qian’s words unsettled him deeply.

His son had been in a car accident over a decade ago, leaving his face disfigured. His current appearance had been reconstructed to match the old one.

But if he was fake…

Old Master Xia could not calm down. But Madam Xia took immediate action, ordering a DNA test between her husband and the two Xia sisters.

The results revealed that the man wasn’t Xia Haifeng at all.

He was actually the chauffeur who had been driving that day—the one everyone thought had died in the blaze!

The driver had supposedly perished on the spot, but since he was wearing Xia Haifeng’s clothes at the time, the family had mistaken him.

Not only that, just as Chi Qian had said, Xia Xinyue was indeed the driver’s biological daughter, while Xia Zhenzhen had no blood relation to him whatsoever.

And on top of it all, Xia Zhenzhen wasn’t even Madam Xia’s daughter!

It was absurd—absurd to the extreme.

Madam Xia immediately reported it to the police and had the fake driver arrested. But then came news that Old Master Xia had been rushed to the hospital with a heart attack.

This identity-swap scandal sent shockwaves through the high society circles of Fuguang City. Everyone was talking about it.

Chi Lisen’s phone wouldn’t stop ringing.

“Old Chi, we’ve been friends for years, so I’ll be blunt… Do you think you could let your Qian Qian do a reading for me? Money’s not a problem.”

“Mr. Chi, I lost a son years ago…”

“Uncle Chi, my wife and I really want a child…”

Chi Lisen: …

His daughter was still a minor, not some fertility goddess!

*

In the Kemiya Desert—The guests were all still choking on that enormous melon, staring at the Xia sisters with strange expressions.

Especially Xia Zhenzhen. Since the beginning of the livestream, she had been constantly flaunting her “noble” identity, looking down on everyone.

Now…

Well, to be fair, Chi Qian really was consistent.

Up till now, she had already managed to send off quite a few guests.

Luo Fan broke out in cold sweat. Compared to Xia Zhenzhen, his earlier elimination over the red bitter tea was nothing at all.

Thank goodness Sister Qian had spared him.

“Qian Qian, are you bullying Zhenzhen again?” Gu Hua stepped forward righteously when she saw the Xia sisters looking so lifeless.

“She’s younger than you, can’t you just let her be?”

Gu Hua had been losing favorability and luck points lately, so she desperately needed to do something to win the audience back.

This was her chance.

Luo Fan couldn’t hold back anymore. “You don’t even know what happened, and you’re already accusing Chi Qian of bullying Xia Zhenzhen. Isn’t that too biased?”

Luo Zichuan looked at him like he was a rare, newly evolved species.

Gu Hua stiffened. “Is that so? Sorry, I didn’t know. I just saw Zhenzhen so upset and thought Qian Qian was at it again… We’re all teammates, after all. It’s better if we get along.”

Chi Qian smiled. “I get it. Give you a little sunshine, you beam. Give you a flood, you drown. Give you dog shit, and you gulp it down like a feast.”

Gu Hua: “…”

“HAHAHAHAHA!” Chi Fengxiao burst out laughing. “Baby Qian, don’t waste your time on her, she’s just trying to mooch food off you.”

Chi Qian nodded in agreement. “A scheming freeloader.”

“Watch your mouths!” Ling Qian snapped, glaring at Chi Qian. “What did Hua Hua say that was wrong? What’s wrong with working together peacefully?”

He refused to believe the stories about how the Gu family had treated Chi Qian. In his eyes, she had always been their precious jewel, never lacking for anything.

Her attacking the Gu family now was, to him, nothing more than resentment over Gu Hua taking her place when she returned home.

He couldn’t stand someone like her.

Chi Qian replied sweetly, “So the best you can come up with is a drop of bile?”

Ling Qian: “…”

[His parents must’ve been comedians, otherwise how could they have raised such a joke of a son]

[Can’t tell if he’s a person or a teapot, always spouting ‘she did no wrong, everyone’s framing her’… where do you even find such a devoted lapdog]

[Hua Hua really isn’t wrong, she’s just too kind-hearted, that’s all. She couldn’t stand watching Zhenzhen get bullied]

[Some of y’all better stop licking Chi Qian’s boots. No matter how rich she is, she won’t give you a dime]

[Oh really? I don’t believe you [Natural Seawater Pearl Necklace]]

[Neither do I [Natural Seawater Pearl Bracelet]]

Chi Qian’s fans started showing off their pearl jewelry purchases, instantly silencing the “Hua Hua CP” stans.

*

Almost forgot—Chi Qian was that ruthless girl who gave out big pearls as raffle prizes.

At that moment, Chi Qian smacked her lips. “Hungry again.”

Shen Jiashu pulled a packet out of his clothes. “Your Highness the Witch, I’ve got spicy sticks here. Want some?”

Shen Jing: ? When did he sneak that in??

“No way, absolutely not, she can’t eat spicy sticks.” Chi Fengxiao rejected sternly. “That junk food is bad for—”

But Chi Qian had already ripped one out and was chomping away. She chewed it down and swallowed with satisfaction. “Yep, if you go long enough without eating it, the flavor doubles!”

Luo Zichuan silently handed her a pack of grape jelly tubes. “Want this?”

“Yes!”

Luo Fan instinctively patted his pockets.

Should he be offering something too, just to look like part of the group??

The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Goes Full Slacker Mode

The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Goes Full Slacker Mode

假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了
Score 9.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
[Entertainment industry + silly memes + family favoritism + wild imagination + gossip + unhinged heroine] Chi Qian failed her heavenly tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover that she was actually the villainous fake daughter in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real daughter returned home, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family. Broken engagement, whole-network smear campaign, tragic ending—three strikes were lined up against her. Chi Qian kicked the damned script away. She wasn’t playing along! Rather than suffering herself, why not torment others instead? On a survival variety show, while everyone else struggled to live, she lounged around eating snacks with wolfberries in her Coke-filled thermos. The newly popular male idol preached motivational slogans: “As long as you work hard, you can change everything!” Chi Qian: “But kidney deficiency won’t change, and neither will bad breath. You should get treatment.” The sweet ingénue actress cooed: “I’ve never been in a relationship before~” Chi Qian: “You can’t hide it when you like someone. Even if you hide in a closet, his wife will still find you.” The real daughter, the female lead, sighed: “I envy how straightforward Chi Qian is. I’m always too polite.” Chi Qian: “You’re insane. Someone farts and you catch it with your mouth. You can hold more than a trash bag.” Unexpectedly, the more Chi Qian went off the rails, the more fans she gained! Fans: “Her madness has a reckless beauty to it.” At first, Chi Qian thought the Chi family was just an ordinary family. Her salaried uncle said: “Your second uncle runs a shop, third uncle does bit parts in films, fourth uncle digs wild vegetables abroad, fifth uncle screws bolts in a factory.” In reality… Shocking, right?! Chi Qian: So many powerful backers, which thigh should I cling to today?

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