Chapter 66: She Comes, She Sweeps Everything Away!
A chill ran down Luo Fan’s spine. He suddenly had a very bad feeling.
He swallowed. “N-not much. Just… four bags.”
“Four bags, huh?” Chi Qian cheerfully decided. “Not bad. These are mine now.”
Luo Fan: !!!
“You’ll bring my trash back to my camp for me, won’t you? No objections?”
How did it suddenly become her trash?!
Luo Fan’s heart spasmed. But facing the leopard’s snarling fangs, the word “no” stuck in his throat.
At last, he crumbled under Chi Qian’s tyranny. “I—I’ll deliver it…”
Chi Qian beamed, sending two wolves along as escorts.
Luo Fan: Can you at least make them stay further away from me?!
Not long after, Chi Qian’s sights set on her next victim: Wen Li.
His two bags of trash were also added to her account.
Then came Luo Zichuan.
That guy was pretty savvy. The moment he saw Chi Qian charging up on a leopard and staring at his garbage, he didn’t wait for her to open her mouth—he obediently handed it all over.
Bag after bag, Chi Qian’s account grew fatter.
Well… if you rob garbage, it still counts as “picking it up,” doesn’t it?
Finally, she cornered Gu Hua and Ling Qian. Unlike the others, they tried to resist.
“This is outright stealing! Don’t you feel the least bit ashamed of such a shameless method?!” Ling Qian exploded.
Perched calmly on the leopard, Chi Qian replied, “Eh? Aren’t I discussing it with you right now?”
Gu Hua’s eyes turned red as she pointed at the five crocodiles circling them.
“You call this discussing?! You’re obviously threatening us! Why don’t you just admit you’re robbing us?!”
“Oh? Since you’ve seen through me, I won’t pretend anymore.” Chi Qian flashed four gleaming white teeth. “Hurry up and hand over your garbage. Otherwise, I’ll let you two go down and kiss those crocodiles on the mouth.”
Gu Hua: !!!
Ling Qian: !!!
Ahhhh, is Chi Qian insane or what?!
She’s even stealing other people’s trash!!
[Your trash? Fine. Next second? Mine.]
[I thought she was slacking off, but turns out she was just lying in wait at level five—waiting for others to collect the trash first so she could swoop in and reap all the benefits!]
[Not gonna lie, this is the easiest way to play it. But first, you’d need a pet leopard, two bodyguard wolves, and five crocodiles…]
[Our girl Qian Qian won’t even walk a few steps if she can avoid it, yet she’ll run all over the forest just to steal someone else’s trash. She’s killing me, I swear!]
[Stop blindly praising her! What she did is no different from being a bandit. Isn’t this against the rules?!]
[I’m furious—Chi Qian, do you even have shame? Zero morals!]
#ChiQianStealingTrash# shot straight onto trending.
So much so that when Chi Lisen heard Secretary Zhong’s report, he actually thought his silly little niece had fallen so far in less than a day that she had to survive by snatching garbage.
Unfortunately, Chi Muze and Chi Chaoshen thought the same.
Before clicking the hashtag, they felt nervous.
But after reading through it, they all went silent.
This trash… she had to take it, huh?
And still refuses to walk a few steps. Lazy to death, honestly.
How on earth did Chi Fengxiao raise her into this spoiled mess?
—On the island.
Chi Fengxiao carried a bag of garbage back to the bamboo hut, only to see a huge pile of trash bags stacked nearby—at least a dozen of them.
Chi Qian was sitting at the doorway, a lazy spotted leopard sprawled by her legs, happily letting her pet it.
Chi Fengxiao: “Don’t tell me you slept all day and just sat here petting something fluffy.”
Chi Qian blinked innocently. “Of course not, I went out collecting trash. Look at all those bags—they’re ours.”
“…Ours?!” Chi Fengxiao’s eyes nearly popped out. “When did you collect them? How did you manage so much in just a few hours?!”
“Because we collected them!”
Ling Qian’s gloomy voice came from behind. “Your darling niece dragged a leopard and crocodiles to threaten us—she stole all our trash!”
Gu Hua was furious. “Brother Chi, don’t you think she’s gone way too far?!”
“I worked the entire day, my hands rubbed raw, and she snatched everything in one go!” Luo Fan gritted his teeth.
Chi Fengxiao: ???
Stealing? …Trash??
So all this trash was actually snatched by his precious Qian Qian?!
He was dumbfounded—and then gave her a big thumbs-up. “Qian Qian, excellent work! Why didn’t I think of that?!”
Chi Qian: “Keep it low-key. Just basic ops.”
Gu Hua’s group nearly choked with rage. “You have to give us an explanation! How is this any different from being a bandit?!”
Wen Li hesitated, but stayed quiet. She was still grateful to Chi Qian, and couldn’t muster hatred even after losing her trash.
As for Luo Zichuan—he’d handed his over willingly.
The only ones who hadn’t been robbed were Shen Jing and his son, plus Tang Xin.
For some reason, they felt oddly honored.
She could have robbed them too, but she didn’t.
And what did that mean?
That Chi Qian was soft-hearted and kind, of course!
(If Gu Hua’s group had heard that, they’d have blown a gasket.)
To all their protests, Chi Qian said nothing.
But the leopard at her side rose to its feet, fixing them with a hostile stare and growling low in its throat.
Instant silence. No one dared to utter another word.
Suddenly, Chi Fengxiao remembered something. “Wait—if you planned to rob their trash anyway, why didn’t you say something earlier? I spent all day collecting garbage today too!”
Chi Qian looked at him innocently. “Uncle, you looked so proud of yourself, all ‘collecting trash is glorious.’ I couldn’t bring myself to crush your enthusiasm.”
“…You little brat, you did that on purpose!” Chi Fengxiao ruffled her hair roughly. “Always scheming against your uncle! Deserve a spanking!”
“Ow! Ow! Ow!”
Right then, the production team’s cruise ship appeared against the horizon to her wails.
They tallied up everyone’s trash bags… and fell silent.
Why did Chi Qian have so many bags?
“Director, I want to report Chi Qian.” Ling Qian’s face was stormy. “She robbed our trash with unfair means. How can that count as her win?!”
The chief director opened his mouth, but Chi Qian cut him off: “You’re so dumb you even breathe wrong.”
“Which part of the rules says contestants can’t snatch from each other?”
Ling Qian’s face twisted. “That’s just exploiting loopholes—”
Chi Fengxiao chimed in at once. “Then why don’t you exploit loopholes too? If you can’t, then shut up and take your loss. No need to broadcast your stupidity.”
Ling Qian: “……”
[The problem is, Chi Qian was the only one smart enough to notice this loophole—and bold enough to use it]
[And let’s be real, who else can order around orcas and sharks and ride a leopard with a crocodile pack? It’s totally broken.]
[Chi Qian doesn’t even bother pretending: Yeah, I stole it. So what? If you’ve got a problem, come and steal it back.]
[I love her feral “leave no survivors” energy.]
