Chapter 85: You scoundrel — You still want to hug a mistress!
Void Beast: “Oh, isn’t this normal? Your daddy Li Chen hasn’t touched a woman in all these years. Now that he’s feeling a little passionate, you won’t let him? Do you want your daddy to die of pent-up desire? Besides, didn’t you jump on top of him yourself?”
Nan Xun: “But I’m still so young, I really didn’t expect him to be interested in my skinny body.”
The Void Beast exclaimed, “Don’t underestimate yourself! Your dad has taken very good care of you. Although you’re young, you’re already quite curvaceous and a lovely little beauty.”
Nan Xun: “Little Eight, I really want to flatten you into a pancake.”
The Void Beast, emboldened, even began to sing, “Come on, let’s make a scene~”
Nan Xun: “…Why don’t you just go to heaven and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?”
The Void Beast immediately followed up with a couplet, “Why don’t you go into the water and kiss a turtle mouth-to-mouth?”
Nan Xun huddled in Li Chen’s arms, pretending to be dead. After a long while, she tugged at his sleeve in a muffled voice, “Dad, my legs are numb. Can you carry me upstairs?”
Li Chen chuckled softly, his voice traveling through his chest to Nan Xun’s ear, which was pressed against his chest, causing Nan Xun’s ear to vibrate slightly.
“Come on, baby, Daddy will carry you upstairs.” Li Chen scooped the girl up in his arms, his steps light and quick.
Nan Xun quickly said, “Dad is so amazing, he carried me upstairs without even breaking a sweat.”
Li Chen laughed and said, “Baby is too light. Your dad could carry three of you.”
Nan Xun thought to herself with contempt: You filthy scoundrel, one isn’t enough, you want to hug three.
However, I guess I can say that I’ve let bygones be bygones regarding the incident of being confessed to by a boy.
That evening, Nan Xun realized she had really underestimated this old rogue. Before going to sleep, he gave her a goodnight kiss—not on the cheek, but on the lips—and then returned the favor.
“Baby, Daddy gave you a goodnight kiss, shouldn’t you give Daddy a kiss back?” the old rogue said.
Nan Xun was about to kiss his forehead when she heard this, but the old rogue pointed directly to his mouth and said, “Baby, kiss me here. Daddy is using your strawberry toothpaste today. It smells really good.”
Nan Xun, who was holding his neck, shuddered and almost strangled the old rogue.
“Dad, that’s not right. I saw on TV that only lovers can kiss.” Nan Xun blinked her innocent big eyes, really wanting to tear off this old rogue’s disguise.
Li Chen blatantly lied, “Baby, we can too. Do you hate it when Daddy kisses you?”
Nan Xun shook her head. “I don’t hate it. I like it when Daddy kisses me.”
Hmph, you’re happy now, you old rogue.
Li Chen was indeed very happy, and sucked on Nan Xun’s little mouth a few more times.
Nan Xun gave him a perfunctory kiss on the lips, ignoring his reaction, and then closed her eyes to sleep.
Li Chen moved closer to her, his hot breath brushing against her ear, his voice low and deep, “Baby, although Daddy is a very open-minded dad, I still think it’s not good to date too early, so baby, you have to be good and not date during school.”
Nan Xun rolled her eyes inwardly, mumbled a sleepy “hmm,” and said in a low voice, “I don’t want to date, I only like Dad. But Dad, have you sent bodyguards to protect me secretly? Dad, please remove them. I feel very uncomfortable just thinking about someone watching me in the dark, even though I know Dad is doing it to protect me.”
Li Chen gently stroked her head with his large hand, and after a long silence, he said, “Okay, Daddy promises you, but you have to be obedient.”
Nan Xun happily rubbed against his neck and whispered, “Thank you, Daddy.”
“Sleep well, my baby.”
Li Chen’s deep, gentle voice seemed to have a hypnotic effect, and Nan Xun was instantly overcome with drowsiness.
Just as Nan Xun was falling asleep, Little Eight said happily, “The evil thought value just dropped by 5 points.”
In her dream, Nan Xun’s lips were always curved in a smile. She counted her malice points; she only had 30 left.
The next day, in a good mood, Nan Xun ate two more xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), happily got into Li Chen’s father’s car with her schoolbag on her back, and even gave him a sweet kiss after they parted ways.
“Honey, be careful on the road,” Li Chen said, rolling down the car window.
Nan Xun waved her hand, “Don’t worry, Dad, I won’t get lost.”
Speaking of this, Nan Xun felt quite embarrassed. Once, she took the bus to school by herself, but accidentally got on the wrong bus. She swore that she only misread a number and was not stupid enough to not know which bus to take.
But her father, Li Chen, keeps bringing this up, afraid that she might accidentally get on the wrong bus again someday.
When I arrived at the classroom, almost all the students were there, and they were all memorizing texts, vocabulary, and formulas.
Nan Xun pulled out a book and held it in front of him, then stared blankly and started chatting with Little Eight.
“Little Eight, the malice level is down to 30. Do you think if I were to lose all my morals and do ‘that’ with Daddy Li Chen, Daddy Li Chen’s malice level would suddenly drop to 0?”
Little Eight was very excited when he heard this and quickly replied, “I think it’s feasible! Why don’t you try it when you get back tonight?”
Nan Xun chuckled, “Baby, you’re the one who’s lost your integrity, why are you getting so worked up?”
The Void Beast was a little guilty. “They just think this strategy is feasible. The sooner we eliminate the evil points, the sooner we can leave.”
Nan Xun: “I was just joking with you earlier. I didn’t expect you to really think that way. My sixteenth birthday hasn’t even come yet, and you’re already so eager to make me offer myself to you. Little Eight, you’re something else. I never thought you were such a shameless beast.”
The Void Beast snorted, “What’s integrity? Can you eat it? All I care about are merit points. I can only get merit points after the big boss’s evil intentions are eliminated. Besides, is sixteen years old young? Young? In ancient times, you’d already be married and have kids!”
Nan Xun hummed back, “Let me tell you, before I come of age, you’re not getting any offers of yourself to me.”
The human and the beast were haggling over the price when suddenly two girls at the table in front of them started fighting, arguing fiercely.
Nan Xun sat behind the two of them, and the spittle they spat out during their argument sprayed onto her face.
After thinking for a moment, Nan Xun stood up, intending to mediate the fight.
She had just grabbed the hands of two female classmates, but before she could do anything, they both pushed her away.
That girl’s fingernails were so long! If Nan Xun hadn’t dodged in time, they would have poked her eyes out. But Nan Xun’s mouth still got hurt; it got cut.
Nan Xun hissed.
Blood immediately appeared on her lips, bright red and quite frightening to look at.
Nan Xun wiped his hand, revealing blood on the back of his hand.
Looking at the blood on the back of her hand, Nan Xun had only one thought in her mind: Oh no, Li Chen is going to be furious when he finds out.
