Chapter 1
One second Xie Mi transmigrated into a novel, and the next she was stabbed and sent straight into the hospital.
When she opened her eyes again, a handsome man was standing at her bedside.
“Heh—”
The man gave a contemptuous laugh, his tone dripping with sarcasm.
“Xie Mi, you really had this coming.”
…Those lines.
She had a pretty good guess who this bastard was.
The male lead of the book: Xiao Jingxi.
She had transmigrated into the book, becoming the supporting female character of the same name, Xie Mi—who happened to be the male lead’s girlfriend.
The original Xie Mi had been obsessed with Xiao Jingxi since high school, relentlessly chasing him for five years until he finally “generously allowed” her to date him.
But even after two years of dating, with Xiao Jingxi now crowned a movie king, he never once thought about going public with her. Instead, he avoided suspicion to the extreme.
The original was used to being humble. She never complained, and even actively cooperated with his efforts to avoid rumors.
That was, until recently.
Xiao Jingxi starred in a drama with rising starlet Xu Shuangrong, and it became a smash hit.
Normally someone who avoided gossip, Xiao Jingxi surprisingly allowed himself to be marketed as a CP with Xu Shuangrong, causing CP fans to go insane.
Meanwhile, the original accidentally got caught by paparazzi when her phone wallpaper—of her and Xiao Jingxi—was photographed. This sparked speculation.
Xiao Jingxi responded coldly with just one phrase: “Not familiar.”
That threw the original straight into the fire.
Labeled as a “delusional fangirl” and “dream girlfriend,” she was cursed on the trending list for a whole month.
And just last night, she was stabbed and hospitalized by an extreme CP fan.
Quite unfortunately, that was the exact moment Xie Mi transmigrated over.
She had literally taken the knife!
Tears, ah, streamed down.
“What, crying out of regret now?”
Xiao Jingxi leaned down, pinching her chin hard, a mocking curve on his lips.
“When you deliberately exposed your phone wallpaper to force me to go public, why didn’t you cry then, hmm?”
His girlfriend had just been stabbed by his fans, yet not only did he not feel distressed, he even came here to interrogate her. What a world-class scumbag.
Xie Mi felt suffocated. “No—it’s because you’re stepping on my IV line.”
Xiao Jingxi froze.
A flaw in the script? I your grandma will destroys the whole damn parking lot!!
Xie Mi shot up like a carp flip, smacking him across the face three times in a row, then rushed forward to kick and punch him wildly like a madwoman.
She even slammed the trash can over his head and kicked him right out of the room.
Door shut! Locked! Smooth and clean!
Only then did she return to bed, baring her teeth against the pain of her split wound, but smiling with satisfaction.
Now she felt much better.
From outside came Xiao Jingxi’s furious roar, “Xie Mi! Get the hell out here!”
Ah, that commanding tone again. The original’s love had been so pitifully humble that it let Xiao Jingxi believe she couldn’t live without him—so he treated her however he pleased.
He was only arrogant because the original liked him. But unfortunately for him, before transmigrating, Xie Mi had been the male lead’s biggest anti-fan. She had once written a hundred-page-long post scolding him online. Maybe that was karma.
Whatever.
Since she was here—she might as well go crazy.
Swish—
Xie Mi opened the ward door calmly, looking at Xiao Jingxi.
He sneered, as if everything was within his expectations.
“I’ll assume you’re still high on anesthesia and acting out. I won’t hold it against you this time. A week later, Shuangrong and I will appear together on a variety show. You’d better behave. This incident should have taught you a lesson—”
“Sorry, I forgot something.” Xie Mi cut off his self-righteous spiel.
Xiao Jingxi’s eyes darkened in displeasure. Suppressing his anger, he asked, “Forgot what?”
Xie Mi kicked him in the stomach. “I forgot I already gave you face earlier!”
The moment she realized she’d transmigrated, she had already figured things out.
Life?
If you’re not convinced—fight! Live or die, bring it on!
Xiao Jingxi finally roared in fury: “Xie Mi!!!”
In the end, Xie Mi reported him for “causing a disturbance in the hospital.”
Xiao Jingxi was carried away by four security guards.
Xie Mi was very satisfied.
Happily returning to her bed while munching on an apple, she reviewed the situation.
Where was the plot at now?
After being stabbed by CP fans, the original would see Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong join a dating reality show together, receiving glowing reviews.
Driven by jealousy, the original would blacken, stir up chaos, draw Xiao Jingxi’s disgust, and finally get dumped.
In the end, Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong would fall in love on the show, hold hands successfully, and announce their relationship. On that day, the original owner would be stabbed to death by crazed CP fans.
Truly a thrillingly tragic ending.
But too bad. The gears of fate would begin to turn differently from this moment on.
As a frequent visitor of the trending list this month, Xie Mi’s name once again shot to the top.
But this time, the hashtag was slightly different: #Xie Mi Looking For A Man For Fun#
It started five minutes ago, when Xie Mi posted a Weibo update:
[Xie Mi]: Lately I’m a little bored, thinking of getting a man for fun. Sports majors over 185cm tall with eight-pack abs, send me pics in private. Same city preferred. 🌹🌹
No female celebrity would dare post something like this.
It exploded—absolutely exploded.
Countless haters swarmed in, the comments filled with curses about her mother.
But Xie Mi didn’t back down. She personally dove into the comments to curse them back—using “your mom” as the center, drawing wide circles that expanded to relatives and internal organs.
Her agency panicked and froze her Weibo account. She simply registered a new one, even started a livestream, and openly called out a certain CP fandom:
“I’m not interested in that atrophied-brain guy. Certain CP fans can stop yapping here.”
“The last one who stabbed me is already in jail. Who’s next?”
“Come on! Keep stabbing me! I’ll blow up the damn earth—”
Random bystanders stumbling into her livestream almost fainted from shock.
Wow, wow, wow. People had seen people-pleasers before, but this was the first time they saw someone literally begging for death.
Her legendary lines from the livestream shot onto the trending list as well:
#SisStandingOnEarthIsJustOneBigMiddleFingerToTheWorld#
#PunchThisWorldRightInTheFace#
Netizens couldn’t resist commenting: What a beautifully deranged mental state.
Xie Mi had gone insane. And of course, the other two people involved couldn’t escape attention.
Masses of netizens flooded Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong’s Weibo accounts, asking what they thought of the “Xie Mi Going Crazy Incident”.
Xu Shuangrong posted a tired-looking selfie after wrapping filming.
[Xu Shuangrong]: Tired.
She didn’t respond directly, but implied the incident had worn her out.
Fans were heartbroken, leaving countless messages of comfort.
Xie Mi showed up right away.
[Xie Mi]: Scram.
Xiao Jingxi also made a statement.
[Xiao Jingxi]: Once again, emphasizing—we’re not familiar.
Xie Mi arrived immediately.
[Xie Mi]: You scram too.
Haters went mad. They said Xie Mi was only acting crazy to get Xiao Jingxi’s attention, that she was nothing but a clown before the golden couple, that she would never be worthy of his notice.
Xie Mi just laughed. She hung up Xiao Jingxi’s 7th call and, before blocking him, sent a single text:
[Xie Mi]: Let’s break up. Your fans say I’ll never catch your eye.
